It's like a Gnomeo and Juliet...hot sex on the front lawn just to get you wet. (get it? Gnome? lawn? wet? haha)

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*Good Samaritan Act of the Day* Alerted someone that they had dropped their money. Good thing Bruins won, put me in a good mood all week.

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50 Things Every Guy Should Know How to Do: Celebrity and Expert Advice on Living Large

Great read. Wonderful tips and expert advice from real professionals. Know all 50? Its a great book to have around just for reference or even learn a thing or two or fifty. AOAPPROVED!

Here is the list:

1. HOW TO GET DRESSED FOR A DATE
2. HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
3. HOW TO GET A WOMAN TO DATE YOU
4. HOW TO COOK FOR YOUR WOMAN
5. HOW TO HAVE A THREESOME
6. HOW TO PICK AN ENGAGEMENT RING
7. HOW TO LAST LONGER IN BED
8. HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU
9. HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE

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if you tell someone that they are 1 in a million, that would mean that there are still 7,000 more of them in this world.

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anyone going into town tomorrow morning probably has a better chance of flying into town than public transit. oh i'd probably cancel any weddings plans as well

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